URine trouble.

So I've been to my local doctor's office several times for various reasons, 

and while sitting in the waiting area,

 I'm always grossed out by the current "pee cup" system.

Method:

1. take empty pee cup from the counter

2. go out of the office to the bathroom

3. pee in cup

4. bring steaming cup of pee back into waiting area (no lid)

5. set in basket.... ABOVE THE WATER COOLER

6. show no shame to fellow waiting room-ees 

(besides, your piss is a beautiful shade of yellow)

7. definitely never question this incredbily professional, unbeatably accurate, and impeccably sanitary procedure...

unless perhaps you find yourself drinking water out of a pee cup, 

or better yet, 

Mr. Kim's sample out of any cup...

my opinion: don't go to the Doctor's office thirsty.

be prebeared.