You know you've lived in korea for a while (as an expat) when:

-you cut every food item possible, with scissors.

-it's second nature to put your toilet paper in the trash, not the toilet.

-you don't remember the last time you thought twice about the mirror, inside the bathroom stalls at work.

-if the taxi driver doesn't run all the red lights at night, you get annoyed.
(oh and you take taxis home  every time stay out past 10:30pm)

-you eat spicy fermented cabbage ALL the time.

-your english fluency has depleted noticeably.

-you haven't watched TV in 10 months. . . or maybe that one's just me.

-you'd give your first child for a wendy's frosty

-you've sent more letters in the past month than emails.

-you've rode more public transportation in any given week than you have in your entire life.

-the person you've spent the most time with in the past 10 months, is 9 years old. -oh wait, that's just me again.